listen, this is how I (mostly) feel.

This is basically what runs through my mind when I see wildlife. I try to contain myself- I am proudly not a member of Peta and I even eat meat. I do. I've even been known to outwardly express my hatred for deer near my home (who eat my plants). However, there is a small part of me that thinks this is my life's anthem:

p.s. I love that child in the deer outfit...