Most days we don't find too much other than toothpaste in the sink-- from building to building we go through our routine. But, every now and again we find things... sometimes amazing and perplexing things. I often think, "I could write a book about this stuff... something like 'The treasures of two housekeeping girls'". But, instead, I figured it's time I grace you all with the list. You may not care, and that is okay, but I guess it is my blog after all and you are willing to read it... so, with that said, here is a list of things we have found just lying around when cleaning up after retreat groups. (Be warned, some of this is not for the faint of stomach.)
- Shoes, clothes, socks
- A journal
- A diaper
- Glow-in-the dark Rosary
- Broken glass
- Blood
- A small felt doll somewhat resembling a voo-doo doll
- Plastic bugs
- A tiny screwdriver
- Wrapped candy (tempting)
- Unwrapped candy (not as tempting)
- Martian Child, the DVD
- Mulch
- A ruler with pictures and names of the US Presidents
- 1 Liter of Redken conditioner
- Multiple bars of hairy soap
- A basketball
- Dice
- Lyrics of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song
- Yoga mat (after a Men's group, no less)
- Five dollars
again, I realize this list is pointless... but sometimes I find myself thinking, "man, I really ought to write this stuff down"...
5 comments:
voodoo doll?? creepy.
good find on the conditioner!
What KIND of blood? And the hairy soap....blech. But who got dibs on "Martian Child"? Loooooove Jon Cusack.
i think you are a wonderful person for being camp's housekeeper. :)
J-Lo
That list is so interesting!
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